<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"><br />
<!-- Begin<br />
var currentdate = 0<br />
var thekoan = ""<br />
var fframe = 0<br />
var insight = 0<br />
var directive = 0<br />
var beginning = "Koan is: "<br />
var separator = "<br />
<br />
"<br />
function zen(){<br />
alert(koan())}<br />
function koan(){<br />
currentdate = new Date ()<br />
fframe = currentdate.getHours()<br />
insight = currentdate.getMinutes()<br />
directive = currentdate.getSeconds()<br />
thekoan = separator + getframe() +separator + getinsight() + separator + getdirective()<br />
return (thekoan)}<br />
function getframe(){<br />
if (fframe == 0)<br />
return "ù¹øÂ° ¸Þ¼¼Áö ¸Å½Ã°£¸¶´Ù ¹Ù²ò´Ï´Ù"<br />
else if (fframe == 1)<br />
return "ù¹øÂ° ¸Þ¼¼Áö 2¹øÂ° Ŭ¸¯"<br />
else if (fframe == 2)<br />
return "The fog does not pay taxes;"<br />
else if (fframe == 3)<br />
return "Other birds do not like the loudest bird;"<br />
else if (fframe == 4)<br />
return "Many moose have travelled your path before you;"<br />
else if (fframe == 5)<br />
return "Autumn has no sense of humor;"<br />
else if (fframe == 6)<br />
return "Even the clearest glass distorts;"<br />
else if (fframe == 7)<br />
return "The well has no sympathy for the peasant;"<br />
else if (fframe == 8)<br />
return "No sandal squeaks without purpose;"<br />
else if (fframe == 9)<br />
return "A thorn pricks you;"<br />
else if (fframe == 10)<br />
return "Who is to say the panda would not be vengeful;"<br />
else if (fframe == 11)<br />
return "Tramp through the darkness;"<br />
else if (fframe == 12)<br />
return "Work when you can work;"<br />
else if (fframe == 13)<br />
return "The artisan keeps his hovel tidy;"<br />
else if (fframe == 14)<br />
return "The sparrow sings of deception;"<br />
else if (fframe == 15)<br />
return "Tramp through the darkness;"<br />
else if (fframe == 16)<br />
return "Who is to say the panda would not be vengeful;"<br />
else if (fframe == 17)<br />
return "A thorn pricks you;"<br />
else if (fframe == 18)<br />
return "No sandal squeaks without purpose;"<br />
else if (fframe == 19)<br />
return "The well has no sympathy for the peasant;"<br />
else if (fframe == 20)<br />
return "Even the clearest glass distorts;"<br />
else if (fframe == 21)<br />
return "Autumn has no sense of humor;"<br />
else if (fframe == 22)<br />
return "Tramp through the darkness;"<br />
else if (fframe == 23)<br />
return "The artisan keeps his hovel tidy;"<br />
}<br />
function getinsight(){<br />
if (insight > 44)<br />
insight = insight - 45<br />
else if (insight > 29)<br />
insight = insight - 30<br />
else if (insight > 14)<br />
insight = insight - 15<br />
if (insight == 0)<br />
return "¸ÅºÐ¸¶´Ù ¹Ù²ò´Ï´Ù"<br />
else if (insight == 1)<br />
return "2¹øÂ° ¸Þ¼¼Áö 2¹øÂ°Å¬¸¯" <br />
else if (insight == 2)<br />
return "2¹øÂ° ¸Þ¼¼Áö 3¹øÂ°Å¬¸¯" <br />
else if (insight == 3)<br />
return "2¹øÂ° ¸Þ¼¼Áö 4¹øÂ°Å¬¸¯" <br />
else if (insight == 4)<br />
return "2¹øÂ° ¸Þ¼¼Áö 5¹øÂ°Å¬¸¯" <br />
else if (insight == 5)<br />
return "Effort can be applied here." <br />
else if (insight == 6)<br />
return "Its center does not rotate." <br />
else if (insight == 7)<br />
return "The journey may be longer coming back." <br />
else if (insight == 8)<br />
return "This is why we find the truth so piercing."<br />
else if (insight == 9)<br />
return "Are we so alike?!?"<br />
else if (insight == 10)<br />
return "Yet even a bean has a purpose."<br />
else if (insight == 11)<br />
return "The answer often requires a few extra minutes."<br />
else if (insight == 12)<br />
return "Some strike with a stick that which they cannot lift."<br />
else if (insight == 13)<br />
return "The pure own only themselves and maybe some toiletries."<br />
else if (insight == 14)<br />
return "It will speak to you if you let it."<br />
}<br />
function getdirective(){<br />
if (directive > 44)<br />
directive = directive - 45<br />
else if (directive > 29)<br />
directive = directive - 30<br />
else if (directive > 14)<br />
directive = directive - 15<br />
if (directive == 0)<br />
return "¸ÅÃʸ¶´Ù ¹Ù²ò´Ï´Ù"<br />
else if (directive == 1)<br />
return "2¹øÂ° Ŭ¸¯À̱º¿ä"<br />
else if (directive == 2)<br />
return "3¹øÂ° Ŭ¸¯À̱º¿ä"<br />
else if (directive == 3)<br />
return "4¹øÂ° Ŭ¸¯À̱º¿ä"<br />
else if (directive == 4)<br />
return "5¹øÂ° Ŭ¸¯À̱º¿ä"<br />
else if (directive == 5)<br />
return "6¹øÂ° Ŭ¸¯À̱º¿ä"<br />
else if (directive == 6)<br />
return "7¹øÂ° Ŭ¸¯À̱º¿ä"<br />
else if (directive == 7)<br />
return "8¹øÂ° Ŭ¸¯À̱º¿ä"<br />
else if (directive == 8)<br />
return "9¹øÂ° Ŭ¸¯À̱º¿ä"<br />
else if (directive == 9)<br />
return "10¹øÂ° Ŭ¸¯À̱º¿ä"<br />
else if (directive == 10)<br />
return "11¹øÂ° Ŭ¸¯À̱º¿ä"<br />
else if (directive == 11)<br />
return "12¹øÂ° Ŭ¸¯À̱º¿ä"<br />
else if (directive == 12)<br />
return "13¹øÂ° Ŭ¸¯À̱º¿ä"<br />
else if (directive == 13)<br />
return "If you are a goose among ducks, run fast."<br />
else if (directive == 14)<br />
return "Confront the great conductor and ask him, ``What``s your function?``" <br />
}<br />
// End --><br />
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